oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

pizza:

fairieharry:

pizza:

if a mum got a blog, what would it be called?

a tmumblr

My goldfish was killed by a mum, you ignorant little shit

My mum was killed by a goldfish, you little bitch

matticate:

how about you REFRESH YOUR ATTITUDE and try again.

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

nahthatsnotveryraven:

don’t waste your time with anyone who claims to be above taking selfies